February 2011
Captain Spidey: OKAY, GROSS STORY TIME. →
captain-spidey:
No, really. This is pretty gross.
Okay, this was told to me by a friend at a party.
He knew this guy. Who went to, yes, a party. And he got really, really wasted. While in this state of intoxication, he started flirting and sweet talking this one girl there. She was completely smashed herself.
Eventually, they made their way to a room upstairs.
that moment when you actually get messages in your...
Insanity Wolf Pup: TOP TEN EXCUSES WHY LEGALIZING... →
ifonlyyouknewwhatyouwantedtosay:
10. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 9. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way hanging around tall people will make you tall. 8. Legalizing…
Why the crap did I reblog that twice.
I have so many issues~
What a day.
January 2011
“Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries, hours of...”
– Stephen King (via quote-book & fog-city-maverick)
or a notebook to scribble/doodle in
(via elengberg)
(via neonmedusa)
(via rawrrrrainbows)
When parents ask you ...
stephmiranda:
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
That awkward moment when you realize you are too...
-lovenothing:
